RHOA Season 17, Episode 7 Recap: The Dallas Trip Ends With a Whodunit, a Thong Bikini, and a “Married Vagina”

Cynthia tried to throw a tequila gala. The universe — and her castmates — had other plans.

Every Bravo cast trip eventually reveals what it’s actually about, and somewhere between the chili-cheese-Frito insult and a grown woman crying over an eight-year-old rumor about her anatomy, this Dallas trip showed its hand. It wasn’t about Cynthia’s tequila. It wasn’t about Pinky’s bachelorette energy or Porsha’s redemption arc or even Drew’s increasi…